A rare treat for my loyal readers: A Weekend Post

People should listen to me more often. Roy Halladay, the star pitcher of the Toronto Blue Jays, will miss the next few weeks because of an appendectomy. This is just further proof that the Great Wiki Karmel is the smartest person alive!

Just a reminder to all of my loyal readers: Toronto is in Canada, the greatest country ever! The one knock on Canada though: even though they love hockey, it isn't the national sport. And one more thing: what's with the colons? I should ask the USOWK if I am using them correctly....