I could use a haircut

I wonder if LeBron James, or Bron Bron as he is affectionately known as at Wiki Karmel, will invite the Great Wiki Karmel to his new house once it is finished. The bedroom is going to be 40 feet by 56 feet, or over 2,200 square feet. Just his bedroom! He's going to have a two story walk in closet! The whole house is going to be over 30,000 square feet and feature a bowling alley, movie theater, casino, and barber shop. Damn.

The Great Wiki Karmel's man crush on Bron Bron has been well documented. Partly because he is so good at basketball and partly because I secretly hope he leaves the Cavs for the Knickerbockers. "Experts" have debated both sides of the issue. Stay tuned, my loyal readers.