Shark Attack!

As I've briefly touched on before, the Great Wiki Karmel does not like sharks. I saw Jaws* when I was five...I've been terrified ever since. I mean, seriously, these things are killing machines. Machines! Why would anyone ever mess with one. Now I know what you are thinking, my loyal readers: the chances of getting attacked are ridiculously small. You might even point out that in 1996, there were 18 shark injuries/deaths and 43,687 injuries from toilets. But I'm not taking a chance. I'm not even going in ankle deep. And no, Always Y, this isn't a "fear" of sharks. This is respect. Respect for my life!

*As much as I hate sharks (and Jaws), John Williams is the man!