This kind of seems illegal

A man in Germany was out drinking one night and got too drunk to go home. So what did he do? He, and his HORSE, slept in a bank ATM vestibule. No charges were filed...

The Great Wiki Karmel is not a fan of horses, though there are many practical uses for them, including glue!

Why, my loyal readers, do I have such animosity towards our equine* friends? When I was 10 to 15 or so (I know. It's hard to imagine the Great Wiki Karmel as a child. What, with my amazing intellect and keen observational skills. I assure you, I was just as Great back then) I went to Camp Weona every summer. One of the activities there was horseback trail riding. At the end of a ride, the horse girls would tie your horse up and you would get off. Well, my horse was sick from eating bad hay. So he collapsed on his stomach while I was waiting for it to be tied up and started to roll onto its side. If I hadn't jumped out of the saddle, the stupid horse would have crushed my leg, thus prematurely ending my great running career.

So, I hate horses.

*Equine is a great Scrabble word. Easy to get the other letters, easy to bingo (equines).