I prefer Subway

Apparently a coyote, yes, a coyote, walked into a Quiznos shop in Chicago and sat down. Nothing happened; animal control removed the coyote and plan on releasing it back into the wild if it's healthy. The Associated Press quipped:

For one day, at least, the roadrunner was safe. It seems the coyote was hankering for another kind of fast food.

Hahahaha. I'm sure loyal reader Andrew Elliott, (soon to be) Esq. enjoyed that.