I knew it!

James Dolan, owner of the Knickerbockers, has been killing* millions of fans with his mishandling of the team. Now, he's literally killing them! This only proves what the Great Wiki Karmel has previously suspected.

(Editor's note: I don't actually think the James Dolan is a murderer. In my humble opinion, this is a coincidence. He just happens to be killing millions of fans' souls. In no way do I believe he is literally killing fans and chopping them up.)

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